Sheriff John Bunnell This article has a one way ticket TO THE SLAMMER! Harajuku! KAWAII!!! ^_^ The other side of my wang. No, not that side, the OTHER side. My mid-mid life crisis. Not exactly a crisis, but it's a cool title. GAMES! MOVIES! BABES! They are just cheap imitations. Fuck em. HOT MAMA! Internet dating gone awry? NOES! GO! THE ARROW COMMANDS YOU! Little magical arrows that tell us what to do, how fucking quaint. I just wanted to use the word "fucking". OMG WAL*MART!?!?1??/! I fucking love WAL*MART. COSPLAY ARTICL31!!111! Some people have too much time, and not enough talent. 8 of my teeth were stolen. Dentistry is to blame. FURBIES MUST DIE! Not very interesting, but it has videos of Furby abuse. Ronald doesn't fuck around. Seriously, he is the OG clown pimp. Cup vs. Pot A spectacular clash of North America vs. Europe via Instant Messenger. Concert review: MSI Halloween in Phoenix This is old as fuck now, but it was new once. Spooky goes to St. Louis! Click and pretend you care! People made me stuff? A true sign that people are very, very bored. Moocifer in the snow. Where the fuck else would he be? *NOW WITH SNOW*