COSPLAY ROKS!11! OMG WTF LOL
This entire article was translated into "12 Year Old AOL Language" using the English to 12 Year Old AOLer Translator.
ON3 OF LIEFS GREAETST MYSTAREIS TEH COSPLAEYR!!!11111 OMG WTF Y DO TH3SE PEOPLA DO IT AND WTH IS WRONG WIT THAM?!!!? OMG I SCOURAD TEH INTERNET (WH3R3 3LSA)????!? OMG LOL FOR TEH ANSW3RS B/C WH3N3V3R I HAEV A PROBL3M TAHT NEDS URGENT AT3NTION I KNOW TAHT MAH FREINDS AND FMILY KNOW WAY LES THAN SOMA RANDOM STRANG3RS111!1!11 OMG
(If your're still with me on this one, you're fucking brutal. It's hard enough to edit this let alone read it for enjoyment. Props to you.)
I WENT FIRST 2 GOGLE B/C GOGL3 OWNS!!1!!! OMG WTF A SIMPL3 SEARCH ON COSPLAY BROUGHT M3 2 A FUKLOAD OF SIETS TAHT SHOWCAESD INDIVIDUAL ACOMPLISHM3NTS SUCH AS JAEDD PORC3LANE COSPLAY ANGEL AND TEH TRUE HAL OF AL TAHT IS COSPLAY ALISA-CHAN!1!1111 TH3SE PEOPLE NED SOMA SERIOUS HELP AND ITS OBVIOUS!!!!1!
(Jesus fucking Christ this is hard as hell... Since my lazy ass has been putting off site work for the past eleventy billion years, I gotta go look up what the fuck I want to do, then re-learn how to do it, and then somehow trudge through all this retarded ass 5CR1P7 K1DD13 language and plug the tags in. I mean GODDAMN!)
AFTER GETNG SIK 2 MAH S2MACH LOKNG AT AL TH3SA SIETS WIT THES3 PEOPLA TAHT FEL TEH NED 2 DR3S UP LIEK FELICIA FROM DARKSTOKERS FOR DA TEN THOUSANTH TIEM I DECIEDD 2 SO A LITL3 DETACTIEV WORK AND SE WH3RE 3LS3 I CUD FIND THIS ADICTION11!!1 WTF MAH QUEST BROUGHT ME 2 A LITL3 PLAEC CAL3D LIEVJOURNAL!1!!111 LOL
(I'd like to take this time to point out that my favorite thing in this whole world is bacon. It goes on everything, I give a fuck about people that only have it for breakfast. Chop it up and throw it in salads, on grilled cheese sandwiches, mix it up in some cheese and put it on some fries. I'd even go so far as to say that you can srinkle some on you "special loved one" and make the sexual experience that much better. Hehe, I'm so naughty!)
LIEVJOURNAL HAD S3V3RAL COMUNITEIS DEDICAETD 2 THIS SHIT!11!!! WTF IT SHUDNT HAEV SURPRIESD ME SINCE THEY HAEV COMUNITEIS FOR EV3RYTHNG 3LSE FROM FAT CHIKS 2 GOTHIC HOME IMPROVEMENT 2 CHRISTIAN METAL BANDS!!!!1 OMG LOL THEIR IS NOTHNG TAHT LIEVJOURNAL DO3SNT HAEV A COMUNITY FOR1111!! WTF IF U THINK UR A WAKO FOR WANTNG 2 DR3S UP LIEK A NUN AND SPANK PUPEIS UR NOT A FREAK UR JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE FRAAKS!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL SORY 2 BURST UR BUBLA MAN1!1!!1!1 OMG LOL
(I really was almost kinda shocked at all the stuff I found on LiveJournal. I was like "let's see what kinda funny shit I can find for this article", and fucking hell if I didn't find some crazy shit. Go there and look for the oddest thing you can think of, and I can almost guarantee that 50 other people around the world have beated you to it. Suddenly the intarweb has gotten a little bit smaller. By the way, good job on makiung it this far through the aricle, it's almost over, you're doing so good.)
BAK ON TRAK I FOUND A COUPLE OF COMUNITEIS D3DICAETD 2 COSPLAY1!11 LOL MONG TEH THOUSANDS TAHT APAAERD ON TEH LIST I FOUND COSPLAY HEL AND COSPLAY LAB RATS 2 B TEH MOST ANTARTANENG1!!!11! LOL AFT3R RAADNG THROUGH A COUPL3 POSTS I GOT KINDA BOR3D AND WENT BAK 2 TEH FAT CHIKS COMUNITY!!11!1 WTF I LOVA WATCHNG THOSA WHAELS TAEK A COK ITS LIEK THROWNG A POLISH SAUSAEG IN2 DA GRAND CANYON11!1111 WTF LOL KUDOS 2 THOSE MAN THEY R TRULY MONG DA MOST BRAEV IEV EVER SEN!11!1!1! OMG
(Ok, I'm getting tired of this now, so I'm going to end it. This sounded like such a good idea before I started working on it, but now that it's done, I don't know if all this has been worth it. I think I'll go find some emo community and go whine about something trivial, like that time in 6th grade when some girl I liked didn't say hi when passing me in a crowded hallway.)
IN CLOSNG ID JUST LIEK 2 THANK AL DA ABOVE MANTIONED SIETS FOR PROVIDNG ME WIT A FEW HOURS OF ENJOYM3NT1!1!!! OMG LOL LOKNG AT WUT U DO WIT UR LIEVS MAEKS ME THANKFUL TAHT I DONT HAEV A RATARDED ADICTION LIEK U DO11!1! IMM GLAD TAHT I DONT HAEV 2 STAY UP UNTIL 3M WORKNG ON A BOT FOR TEH N3XT DAYS COMVANTION 2 MAEK SUR3 TAHT DA BUKLE IS EXACTLY IN TEH MIDLE OF MAH ANKL3!!1!!!11 WTF LOL IMM SUR3 TAHT UR SKILS WIL COME IN HANDY L8R ON IN LIEF!111!1! WTF LOL MAYB U B KIDNAPED MAH T3RORISTS AND B FORCED 2 MAEK TH3M SKIRTS TAHT LOK JUST LIEK DA ONES IN SALEOR MON I DUNO1!!!11!! LOL KAWAIE BITCHAS!1!!1!! OMG
