Furby + Sharp Objects = FUN!
This is what happens when a couple or normal, every day, fun loving, young people get together on IM and viciously abuse idiotic robotic contraptions that should not have been made in the first place. Me and Nebel decided to get down and dirty with the most evil toy the world has ever created, and we are not ashamed of it. If anyone wants to ask me why we did this, it was video games. No, it was Rap music. No no, better yet, it was our Dark Lord, Satan.
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SP00KYMUFFIN: i cant do that, im skinning my furby
Euphoria666: I don't beilieve you.
SP00KYMUFFIN: i found an old furby that my mom gave me, so im removing its fur
Euphoria666: I don't believe you.
Euphoria666: Pics foo!
Euphoria666: .. I have a furby that my mom gave me
Euphoria666: I should skin it too.
Euphoria666: If I knew where it was. :-D
SP00KYMUFFIN: the fur is held on with a zip tie
SP00KYMUFFIN: wtf
Euphoria666: ;o
Euphoria666: :o
Euphoria666: brb I am going to go try and find mine
Euphoria666: found it!
SP00KYMUFFIN: dude furbies look rad with no fur
Euphoria666: I broke my Furby's ass when I was trying to get the batteries out because I accidently stripped the screw.
Euphoria666: I just pulled out my weapon of choice. 8-)
SP00KYMUFFIN: i need new batteries, i gotta see this thing talk
SP00KYMUFFIN: idont have a screwdriver =\
Euphoria666: Try a butter knife.
Euphoria666:
SP00KYMUFFIN: mine is cooler
Euphoria666: It's inside out! >:-0
Euphoria666: Pics!
SP00KYMUFFIN:
SP00KYMUFFIN: im eating sunflower seeds =d
Euphoria666: I still need to trim around the eyes.
Euphoria666: :-\
SP00KYMUFFIN: im gonna rip mine's eyelids off
SP00KYMUFFIN: whoa
SP00KYMUFFIN: this thing is creepy as fuck with no skin
Euphoria666:
Euphoria666: It won't come off.
Euphoria666: So I had to resort to violence.
SP00KYMUFFIN: aw
Euphoria666: kk
SP00KYMUFFIN: hahahaha
SP00KYMUFFIN: this is too much fun
Euphoria666: I need to put the skin back on for some before shots.
SP00KYMUFFIN: i just whooped his ass
SP00KYMUFFIN: and his batteries fell out
Euphoria666: haha
Euphoria666:
At this point I made a video, and here it is!
SP00KYMUFFIN: HHAHAHA
SP00KYMUFFIN: i made another video and he made the most evil sounds
Euphoria666: Is there sound to this movie?
SP00KYMUFFIN: yes
SP00KYMUFFIN: it sounds like hes gurgling on his own blood for a second
Euphoria666: hahaha that was awesome.
SP00KYMUFFIN: *RRRR* kajaboobay! *SLAM* *RRRRRR*
Euphoria666:
Euphoria666: Me and furby got a little friendly.
SP00KYMUFFIN: ok i made one more
SP00KYMUFFIN: and thats it
Euphoria666: aha
I made another video, and here is is!
SP00KYMUFFIN: wee abusing furbies
Euphoria666: That noise was badass,
SP00KYMUFFIN: yeah
SP00KYMUFFIN: woo
SP00KYMUFFIN: i wanna take another layer of skin off
Euphoria666: I'm going to take the shell off. :)
SP00KYMUFFIN: tight
SP00KYMUFFIN: tell me if you screw it up lol
SP00KYMUFFIN:
SP00KYMUFFIN: the eyelids shouldnt be too hard to take off, looks like its just a pin on either side
SP00KYMUFFIN: oops
SP00KYMUFFIN: its a bar that goes all the way through the eyes
Euphoria666:
Euphoria666: GLue.
Euphoria666: Yep.
SP00KYMUFFIN: haha
SP00KYMUFFIN: glue rules
SP00KYMUFFIN: oh wtf mine thinks its time to go to sleep
SP00KYMUFFIN: lazy ass
Euphoria666: I need to find batteries.
SP00KYMUFFIN: i need something to cut eyelids off with
Euphoria666: Fuck it, I am just going to take the outer layer off.
SP00KYMUFFIN: =O
SP00KYMUFFIN: brave man
SP00KYMUFFIN: mine is making this all hard
SP00KYMUFFIN: its making kissy noises at me
SP00KYMUFFIN: =[
Euphoria666: Stab it's eye.
SP00KYMUFFIN: i had to take out its power source and put it in a coma
SP00KYMUFFIN: this might hurt a bit
Euphoria666:
Euphoria666: Face plate is almost gone.
Euphoria666: :)
Euphoria666: ....aaaand
Euphoria666: Gone
SP00KYMUFFIN: nice, i didnt wanna wreck the sensor above its eyes
Euphoria666: The sensor is still intact.
SP00KYMUFFIN: ooh
Euphoria666: Just not the rubber hockey mask thing.
Euphoria666: I have boldy gone where some men have gone before.
SP00KYMUFFIN:
SP00KYMUFFIN: i got one of the eyelids
SP00KYMUFFIN: i think im just gonna leave it like this
Euphoria666:
Euphoria666: I took it's shell off.
SP00KYMUFFIN: oooh
SP00KYMUFFIN: mine just keeps winking at me and laughin
SP00KYMUFFIN: i think ill remove its batteries before i go to bed tonight
Euphoria666:
Euphoria666: I took it's eye lids off AND turned the eys inside out.
SP00KYMUFFIN: kinda blurry
Euphoria666: My hand was jirating. :-\
SP00KYMUFFIN: hahah
SP00KYMUFFIN: you have parkinsons
Euphoria666: Yeah. :(
SP00KYMUFFIN: hm
Euphoria666: This is hot shit dude.
Euphoria666: I just stuck my wang in the eye hole.
Euphoria666: Or, I tried, but the hole was too small. :(
Euphoria666: No gratification for my furby. :(
Euphoria666: I am done.
SP00KYMUFFIN: haha
SP00KYMUFFIN: and i am going to walmart
Euphoria666: sweet
To end this fine piece of text, I give you the final video, and after I made this, the Furby pretty much just sits there and stares at me with that one eyed glare. It seems to be silently sobbing "Kill me. Please, kill me..." Ah well, I guess thats the way that the Furby crumbles... =*[